vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

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inkerdoodle:

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

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edens-blog:

The struggle is real.

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When you forget your phone at home

ruinedchildhood:

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When I try to write a whole paper the night before it’s due

whatshouldbetchescallme:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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ignitionremix:

why are straight white boys so against pumpkin spice? maybe they should be against other things like I don’t know date rape?

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msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

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dennys:

diner poetry with michael